Kids seem to have their own special language.  I call it “kiddish”.  Many times you’ll need a mythical kiddish dictionary just to translate what they are saying!  Here’s some funny defintions for you:

Child

Word in Kiddish

English Translation

Used in a sentence

Biscuit

um

of

Of, of, I don’t know!

Biscuit

coffee

copy

Stop coffee’n me!

Wrangler

power cracker

chiropractor

Did the power cracker break your neck?

Wrangler

lindo

window

Close the lindo!

Cowlick

dire duck

firetruck

There goes [...]

and I’ll lay in bed if I want to! Yep it’s my birthday and I’m even older than I was yesterday.
I’m pretty worn out from our little road trip. I finally got to see my friend Denise for the first time in almost 7 years. Donald raced his R/C cars with about 250 other boys [...]

REM
The Fray
Nelly Furtado
Dave Mathews Band
cows, goats and crops
a skunk’s perfume lingers on
ungroomed trees portraying character
sunset clouds of orange, pink and purple
awareness of more than myself while gazing out the window
memories of yesterday and daydreams of tomorrow
imagining the past as a nomad, explorer, gypsy
stars, stars, stars… I missed seeing you
a small foot in my back… kicking [...]