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Tooth Fairy Is BROKE!

Michele — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:31:31 +0000

This has been one heck of a rough week. We finally removed ALL the equipment, desks, bookshelves and work tables from my office, yanked up the old carpet and finished painting. Then we installed the new carpet (thanks to hubby’s cousin who has all the tools and expertise) and began the chore of lugging everything back in. As if that weren’t enough…

Biscuit came home Thursday with a really cool “Teeth Keeper” treasure box from the school nurse. He finally lost the top front tooth that has been barely hanging on for dear life. Friday, yes the very next day, he hops off the bus with his other top front tooth in a napkin. It popped out on the bus ride home! I told him the tooth fairy probably wouldn’t come back in less than 24 hours because she’d think it was a computer error seeing his pillow’s address again. (Translation: Where the heck am I gonna find another dollar NOW?) What a great kid he is because he totally understood my logic.

>>> Before you freak out, the Tooth Fairy DID visit 2 nights later. I’m not a TOTAL loser! Well, not all the time… <<<

I need to take a photo of the giant hole in his mouth in the next few days before they grow in. His two bottom front teeth aren’t all the way in yet, so the poor baby is having one heck of a time eating and talking. I can’t understand half of what he’s saying and Wrangler has to keep translating for me! I should also record him singing “All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth”… it’s quite a riot!

This serves me right for taking that dare when I was little and knocking out my cousin’s other front tooth when she was purposely trying NOT to lose it. That was quite a story all on it’s own and I’ll definitely have to remember to tell it some day. I don’t see her often but when I do, I know she’s waiting til the day she can knock one of mine out to get even.

Wordless Wednesday… Shhhh

Michele — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:01:00 +0000

When MoNkEyS Fly

Michele — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:17:25 +0000

This is what happens when you combine Biscuit, Wrangler, a stuffed monkey, Easter basket and a ceiling fan. What’s a mom to do?

I suppose I should be thankful that it was only a stuffed monkey and an Easter basket taking a spin and not the two boys attempting to fly…

Oscar Mayer Honorable Mention

Michele — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:58:58 +0000

A few weeks ago, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile rolled into town and parked at the fair grounds with the carnival. Even though Biscuit and Wrangler were too young to enter the singing contest, they were allowed their moment in the spotlight to “ham” it up.

Oscar Mayer must be conserving bandwidth resources, because the performance was edited to remove the comical beginning, in which we realized Mom was the dork that knew all the words to the jingle. Biscuit quickly went into a Milli Vanilli / Ashley Simpson lip sync mode to disguise his mother’s embarrassing solo.

Since he and Wrangler didn’t know the words, they were allowed to sing another song. I couldn’t be more proud of my little Biscuit’s performance. American Idol may have a contender in a few years … if we can get him to focus on one song at a time! We’ll have to work on Wrangler’s back up skills. He was more interested in finding a way IN the Wienermobile and hiding in brother’s shadow than starring in his own commercial.

Watch this adorable performance and you are guaranteed a giggle!
http://singthejingle.com/mediaviewer.aspx Code: zpn32