Definition of Buttocks
While I normally don’t encourage the boys to flaunt their flatulence, when the boys came into my office late this afternoon, I couldn’t help but giggle uncontrollably. On an average day when a mishap occurs, mention will sometimes be made of a frog or squirrel, but today …
Michele: Ooops, what was that?
Wrangler: That was my BUTT TALK
Michele: Your BUTT TALK? That’s not very nice. Where did you hear that?
Wrangler: That’s what your bobo is called, Mom. BUTT TALK
Michele: Are you saying buttocks? (Think Forrest Gump pronunciation)
Wrangler: Yeah that’s what I said! BUTT TALK!
Need I say more?
***Disclaimer***
Although three boys have been 100% effective for my birth control method, your results may vary. When in doubt, I recommend abstinence!
I do not guarantee my experiences will work for you, nor do I recommend having three boys (or three of any sex) to prevent pregnancy. Proceed at your own risk.
