Vocabulary Test
Kids seem to have their own special language. I call it “kiddish”. Many times you’ll need a mythical kiddish dictionary just to translate what they are saying! Here’s some funny defintions for you:
|
Child |
Word in Kiddish |
English Translation |
Used in a sentence |
|
Biscuit |
um |
of |
Of, of, I don’t know! |
|
Biscuit |
coffee |
copy |
Stop coffee’n me! |
|
Wrangler |
power cracker |
chiropractor |
Did the power cracker break your neck? |
|
Wrangler |
lindo |
window |
Close the lindo! |
|
Cowlick |
dire duck |
firetruck |
There goes a dire duck! |
|
Cowlick |
turd |
sword |
I want a turd for my birthday! (Yes, this was the winner… in a crowded store) |
***Disclaimer***
Although three boys have been 100% effective for my birth control method, your results may vary. When in doubt, I recommend abstinence!
I do not guarantee my experiences will work for you, nor do I recommend having three boys (or three of any sex) to prevent pregnancy. Proceed at your own risk.
